kiss on my list

me : hey MB, come here, look at my big ulcer *pulling down my lower lip*
MB : hwoooah! so big mummy!
me : yeah, it's very painful.
MB : so poor thing you. i will pray to jesus for you ok mummy.
me : ok son.
MB : please jesus, make my mummy's mouth better so that she can kiss me again.

sigh .. what can i say. this child always knows the right words around women. he melts my heart and i am putty in his hand. then as soon as i can say "awwwwww ..." he's bounced back to monkey mode.