conversations 2.0 - scorpio training

lessons in honesty
AG : mummy, are you pregnant?
me : NOOOooooooo
AG : your tummy is beginning to look big
me : *pout*
MB : dun worry okay mummy, i will pray to jesus to make your tummy smaller.
me : thanks son. and while you're at it, i need some cash too.
verdict - pass. totally tactless. my feathers were ruffled.

lessons in mind-f*cking
me : hey, i'm feeling a little hungry. can i eat your left nostril?
AG : WHAT!!! noooooooooo
me : ok ok, what abt this elbow, you're not using it much.
AG : no cannot. i need it to bend my arm
me : ok ok , i'll eat your belly button coz you really don't need that for anything except collect fuzz.
AG : if you eat my belly button, what am i going to play with at bedtime?!
verdict - good potential, quick with retorts and excuses

using her jedi mind tricks to annoy the tauren
AG : you always have the last word
MB : noooo
AG : yes
MB : NO!!
AG : Yes, you see *pointing at him*
MB : NNNOOOOOOOOOO!
AG : yes, you just did it again
MB : I SAID NNNOOOOOOOOO
AG : *laughing hysterically*
verdict - mastered the power. the force is strong in this one