inner moses

dang! stuck in traffic on the highway with a sea of cars surrounding us. da godma and i are late for dinner at a friend's and we are not in the best of moods. she's frustrated coz of work and i didn't pee before getting into her car and we're already 35mins into the journey.

she looks and me, i look at her. i offer a smile, she's not amused. so i summoned my powers and stretched out my arms at the traffic hoping to part a path. i opened my eyes and the cars were still there. i turned to DG and said,"sorry babe, i channeled my inner moses and it didn't work. the sea of red tail lights ain't moving. not my night." she broke into a smile, but just a smidgen.

the journey eventually took an hour-some, coz we got lost - we almost made it to malaysia i think. my bladder was bursting. my ears were hurting coz DG was ranting the whole way and she is long-winded and theatrical (believe you me). on top of that, she drives a "no-smoking" vehicle! the best we could do was wind the windows down and scream. which we did successfully : )