the science of playing house

ever notice how no 2 people can hang clothes out to dry that meets the satisfaction of the next? hanging out wet laundry is a personal system. it's logic combined with physics that differs from person to person .. even in the same house. it irks me to no end when my mother visits and does my laundry. i always say, there can never, NEVER be 2 queens in a castle.

this goes the same with cooking. a pinch to me is 3 tablespoons to the other. a dollop is a cup. i like julien-ing my potatoes, you like cubing. i rather eat out!

then there is sweeping/ mopping/ vacuuming? there are 2 .. no 3 kinds of "cleaners". The SUPERFICIAL who cleans around furniture, The ANAL who needs to uproot everything and The CLEAN-ONLY-WHEN-GUESTS-ARE-COMING (who are SUPERFICIAL in their technique). I'm an ANAL cleaner but i'm also a good procrastinator and that is a whole new can of worms.