hot damn!
when will i ever learn? went for a wax today (for the usual) but then the therapist was going on about brazillians and since i was doing a bikini wax, why not get adventurous. i swear, i've said NO so many times since the last time she enticed me, i've even sworn that i would never again let her rip the hair off my sacred brazillian-esque area .... but tonight, i said, "yeah sure."
AGAIN .... i laid on the table with my ass clenched tight and gripping my head with both hands. every time she ripped my hair off, i yelped.
so i decided to make small talk to distract myself. the therapist told me that her oldest customer is a 59 year old woman. so i figured if the hag could hack it, i can too. i bit down on my lip until she was through. *hey, what do you know, i'm a poet*
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posted by shoesthatfit @ 12:18 AM
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the therapist?
you call the person that waxes you a therapist?
yeah, we call them therapist - beauty therapist. it's just packaging really.
it should really be torturer right?
postnote : besides, torturer would not pan out well in a resume; unless indicated ... no?
hey i've had it done before!!!!
Hmmm...........
so have i. like 3 times before, but i never learn to say no ...
well done! me so proud! and amused!!!
I know this is a bit late seeing as how you've gone onto so many other subjects but have you ever wondered how strange it is that someone would want a job that rips hair off another person's pubic region?
maybe it's a fetish. besides, every bye-bye is different apa.
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