batman gives good head

nothing is sacred anymore when your 6-month old grabs your favourite batman figurine and sticks it's head in his mouth like a teething ring. it's disrespectful to watch drool flow down the batsuit as his chubby hands angles his body for a better gnaw. his utility belt is nothing more than a source for a better grip. HOLY BABY-SPIT-IN-YOUR-FACE BATMAN!

instead of taking the god-forsaken toy away, i look on and snap a picture for timeless rememberance because the baby looks soo cute. i'll post it if you wanna see it : )

in walks my older son who is turning 3 next week. he looks on and asks me why the baby has "chickenman" in his mouth. i say, the hero is batman ... not chickenman. did i not teach my children respect?! still no effort is made in saving batman.

my 5-year old girl sits close-by. the baby finally drops the figurine and starts wailing. sensing trouble, she quickly jumps off her seat, reaches for the toy and sticks the leg back in his mouth. the baby re-adjusts and puts the head right where it belongs. the baby is happy again and all is good. once again, the dark knight saves the day.