happy trails

once upon a time, there lived 2 children who were stuck at home with their hormonal-pregnant-bitch-of-a-mom who woke up on the wrong side of the bed. but they were used to her moods as she had been on a progesterone overload for months.

what they were not ready for was how she would react to them screaming and yelling in the house. the HPBoaM raised hell and high water adding to the din that the 2 had already created. the kids decided that she was cramping their style and that they deserve better. they started packing with the ultimate plan of running away.

well the bitch cooled down quickly and decided to see why the kids were suspiciously quiet for the last 1 hour. she peered thru the door just as the older girl child was emptying her barbie collection into a box. her boy child was way ahead of her having already packed his hotwheels stash and was now packing chocolates for dinner.

it turns out, that all they packed were toys, candy and underwear. the master plan was for them to stay at the playground downstairs so that they could come home to use the toilet and eat. oh they crack me up! we rolled in laughter as we unpacked the stuff, discovering a little bit more about each other.