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28 January 2007

horny season

my girlfriend, and mother of 2, has proclaimed it horny season! she's just pushing her luck for number 3. hee.

when you have 3, there are only 2 seasons ... awake followed closely with asleep - where awake usually lasts longer than the latter. never before has "the mind is willing but the flesh is weak" ever been so true.

there is no time to get horny. when you have 3, everything is living for the moment. i've got a friend who can't do-it unless she is wearing a nightie, with the lights low and rose petals scattered on the bed. i say, forget the ba-da-bing and the ba-da-bang ... just go for the ba-da-boom. i may not be a romantic but i'm passionate (about everything i do ... even sleep). hey, i've managed to make 3 didn't I!

good luck with horny season!

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6 Comments:

Blogger baubles bangles and beads said...

We had the whole house to ourselves last Saturday PLUS it was raining and a damn cold day too! ~triple winks~

9:28 AM  
Blogger shoesthatfit said...

got enuf condoms not?
i may have to return the party pack xmas pressie you gave me if not enuf.

talk abt blowing your own horn!!

10:00 AM  
Blogger baubles bangles and beads said...

The colour GREEN is written all over your face!!

btw, have you "tried" the assorted chocolates not? you know why I got you guys those rite? since you are always complaining abt them running out.

3:00 PM  
Blogger shoesthatfit said...

i didn't say i wasn't getting any. i said that there is no season.

ie .. must be like army liddat. be prepared, attack can be anytime.

3:26 PM  
Blogger baubles bangles and beads said...

ok...ok
Take a chill pill dudette!

But really, it was something having the whole house to ourselves that day...been a mighty L-O-N-G time.

4:14 PM  
Blogger shoesthatfit said...

green with jealously coz you got the whole house to your self!

i think if hubs and i had the whole house to ourselves, we'd prob spend the whole day in bed and not necessarily making number 4.

9:48 PM  

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