Top 15 Signs that I am in my 30s
Eating proper meals becomes very important. (no Macs for lunch)
I hate to drop things, coz I have to pick them up by bending. (ouch!)
Kids confirm call you Uncle. Sometimes adults too!!
Confirm never asked to produce IC when buying cigarettes (a few years back still got ok!)
Watch movies on weekdays coz its cheaper.
Everybody ask you when u getting married (if you are not)
Everybody ask you when u having kids (if you are married)
Taxi driver do mental calculation and advise you that if you are married you should be having kids now coz by the time you are 50 your kid might be still in school and u will have to support him/her, which is not very comforting at that age blah blah blah..etc etc..
Comfort comes first for clothing, then fashion sense.
Catch myself saying “Back when I was younger..”
Catch myself saying “What’s this crap they play on the radio these days..back when I was younger.."
Wondering when I can retire and live the good life (not that it will happen in Sg)
Making new friends get harder and harder
No matter how hard I try, cannot suck in my tummy anymore!
You cringe at the thought of bloody school kids have a month long holiday and they hang around got nothing to do saying "sianz" while its hard for you to take one freaking day leave from work at times!! (and also must cook up so many stories to get it too)
These are in no particular order. Feel free to add in your comments on your pains after turning 30.
(if you are in your 30s and have no complaints, then u are not human, please go do a full physical to check what species u are!)
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posted by shoesthatfit @ 12:18 PM
8 Comments:
heh! beat you to the blog. now it looks like you copied me. so typical of aquarians. muah ahahahahah.
i can soooo relate to the cannot suck in the tummy! damn it!
Oi.. mine got list ok!! yours only about clothing...
tummy ya.. hahaha.. last time girl walk past.. wow..automatic tummy go in.. now it tries its best to go in..but the chest give its away!
Aquarians dont copy ok.. we might expand on ideas presented in public blogs.. but never copy!
hmmm, is the aquarian stirred or what?
ditto on the sucking in when cute people are in the vicinity. now i just hide behind a table and flirt with my personality instead.
yes, married must still flirt ... to ensure that you still got market value.
Yes, flirting lets you know your current standing, value and appealability (if there is a word)! All this puts one in a certain position where u can assess if you need to walk with greater flair on the streets or nail yourself to your bed and not go out ever again..
aquarians are soooo dramatic! you have a lot to learn from the cool and calculated scorp. the idea is to stay mysterious, no need flair.
actually, mkt value let's you know if you still can get some. nailed on the bed or otherwise :P
halo.. the popular term known is is "mysterious aquarian males"..not "dramatic aquarian males"
Flair helps alot.. I mean look at Brazilians..they are flairing alright.. I mean the samba babes..not the footballers here.. hehe..
you can keep quiet and wear black and still attact. it's all in the eyes.
you aqua-rians will never get it. it's ok, we still love you.
I don't even know why an acquarian would even bother to attempt to argue with a scorp... Have you never heard of the adage - don't pick a fight you can't win?
Oops sorry - forgot u acquarian? :D
Re sucking in of stomach, definately agree... I try and sell myself on pure personality now - except the stomach keeps getting in the way!
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