everybody needs toilet drama *by me*

my 3-year-old recently locked himself in the toilet while i was in mandarin class and the hubs was at work. as panic washed over my mother, she hopes that the neighbours are in to save the child who was naked and presumed shivering in the toilet. oh yeah, he was also wailing which upped the panic level from green to red. then just to add anxiety upon anxiety, the 6-month-er was also crying for attention. she activates the girl to talk to the victim while she attempts to calm the youngling. the neighbours were not in so feeling helpless, she activates THE local superhero IVAN-NATOR.

the girl does an onsite interview with the trapped victim,"so.. are you stuck in the toilet? how did you get stuck?"..... which quickly led to an "i-told-you-so" lecture. once the baby was calm, grandma went to work on the now mentally tortured child. as he became hysterical, grandma is also pressured to help free him. she does her best with the screwdriver - not quite using it the way it should be used - and frees him. moments later, the IVAN-NATOR arrives a tad too late : (

days later, my daughter was talking to a friend who asked her abt the toilet drama. she asked her what happened in the end. angel-girl said,"somebody very nice and is very kind to us came to save my brother but my grandma opened the door first." so in the end, although grandma turned out to be the superhero, the IVAN-NATOR still managed to come up on top.