show and tell

i recently lost a bet and was given the task to buy a sex toy for a girlfriend who is getting married. of course, this woman knows exactly what she wants but didn't have the balls to get it herself. it's a vibrating phallic shaped worm in bright happy colours. anyways, i tried twice to make this purchase, both times unsuccessful.

first attempt
the shop was in chinatown. i walked in coz when i peeped from outside, i saw that the store was empty and had a female salesperson. i figured i'd be comfortable enuf to discuss my deed. but the moment i stepped in, 4 old men walked in after me and decided to mirror my every move. they were checking out everything i was checking out and would turn to smile. FREAKY! i was out of there in a flash!

second attempt (part 1)
it's a shop in a mall in orchard road. again, the store was empty so i walked in, cross-armed and headed to the vibrator/ dildo section. the woman was helpful but i didn't see the worm. she kept offering alternatives, insisting i get something that glows in the dark, ribbed, big, small, ticklers etc. wooh! information overload - she was practically trying to stuff these down my throat (no visuals pls!). and some of the stuff didn't look comfortable at all.

second attempt (part 2)
so i popped into the store next door. musky smelling and dark. yes, again, the store was empty but it was manned by a man; and boy was he enthusiastic! he did have the worm but he also showed me a whole bunch of other stuff. how the toys worked - he put batteries in the toys to show the various movements/ speeds and let me feel the various textures. he was so accommodating it was actually a delightful experience. we talked for close to an hour and he didn't once make me feel uncomfortable. i was ready to spend the money on the worm when the hospital staff in me asked the all impt question. "so how does she keep it bacteria free?"

do you know how much effort is needed in keeping a silicone toy bacteria free. it's way too much work! dammit, i rather recommend that my friend "take matters into her own hands" than use a toy! so i thanked the nice man and left the store empty-handed.