fret not, my child

AG : mummy, your knickers is not covering your bum

Me : i know

AG : mummy, did you hear me

Me : yes .... *pulling skirt up to fasten the clasp*

AG : mummy fix your knickers before you use your skirt.

Me : it's ok honey, i'm wearing special knickers. it's called a g-string.

AG : eeeiiwwwwww