flashback saturday

i remember now why i don't go shopping with mom anymore.

yesterday, dee and i went to vivo with mom. before lunch, we decided to pop into river island (dee's fave tho she won't admit to it). anyways we were hanging by the shoes when this really cute sales staff (they call it retail advisor) came up to advise us on a trendy pair.

i gave dee the "ain't he yummy" wink. she blushed in agreement. then mom, who overheard all our cryptic signals asked the female sales staff nearby what the guys name was. what race and where did he come from!

i swear, dee and i wished the the damn floor would have just swallowed us whole! sooooo embarrassing! can die! all of a freaking sudden, i felt 13 again.

mom used to do this to me in church all the time. nudging me when she saw a cute boy my age. or even talking to the moms of the cute boys to introduce me.

and people wonder why, now as an adult, i am so screwed up.