welcome to brazil

i am soooo going to kill T. she talked me into going for a wax which i consistently said i didn't want coz i tried it once before (7 years ago) and i almost died from the pain.

this was because DG egged me to do it. and if DG, who is a pariah and cannot take any pain (but can take an insanely amount of mental pain) said it's not painful, it really must be a walk in the park. boy was i wrong!

anyway, i must have completely blocked the experience out of my mind coz when T started to seduce me with the benefits, my better judgement took a smoke break. she also said, " i won't bluff you, it's painful but it's only for a while." this consistent bantering must have confused my better judgement coz before i knew it, i was making an appointment with her therapist.

i was screaming bloody murder! i saw stars. at some point, i think i may have also blanked out. i can tell you now, giving birth and tattoos are much less painful. hell, i think pulling my nails out with a pair of pliers is less painful.

the first thing i did when i came out was buy a pack of smokes. and i usually don't do this (coz i'm a jamban smoker) but i lit one up at the corner of the street and went through 2 sticks in a row.

don't think i'll be renewing my visa for a visit down south anytime soon!